Wrong Numbers

Plot: The video starts with baby James in his crib,then the phone rings and James mom says its for him, and apparrently future James was the caller and gives baby James a little inspirational talk about his future and then baby James says he has the wrong number,and hangs up.Then James starts talking about how he grew up in a generation where smartphones were a new thing and everyone had one...except for him...since his parents didn't want him to access inappropriate internet stuff (but it failed...) So he didn't get one until he was FRIGGIN 16! So whenever he was in a pickle he would have to ask the nearest person for their cellphone,and then he tells the possible parents to get them a phone but also limit their time to use it,and then when James actually DID get a cellphone a LG cosmos 2 (a type of flip phone) causing him to have many wrong number callers on the line.The first story was at Sub-Sooubway! It was 5 minutes till closing time a tired James got a phone call saying "thank you for calling Sooubway how may I help you?" And the caller asked "hey when do you guys close?"And James says in 5 minutes,then the idiot says he needs gas.Then James says what sandwich do you want? And the caller says no I need gas.Then James asks if he wants chips then but the guy keeps on talking about gas,confusing James until he realizes the caller thinks he's calling a gas station,so James say, sir this is a Sooubway........Then the caller says oooooh and hangs up...The next story happens when James got a call from a unknown number, which he shouldn't have called,but his anxiety left him no choice but to answer and then when he called a woman on the phone was asking for a Lawrence and James says "you have the wrong number." Then the woman asks "isn't this 416295?" (fake number) and James says "no this is 416293." (another fake number) Then the woman says "Three? I don't think I pressed three." Then James becomes confused because if she didn't press three she couldn't be talking to him unless...SHE DID! And now that situation is a comic.The final story happened when James was asleep at 9:30 (when you should be awake) then he got a phone call he didn't want answer but he did anyway so he didn't sound lazy.Then there was a woman on the phone saying:*YOUREGOINGTOHAVETOCOMEQUICKLY!**TIMMYFELLDOWNTHEWELLVANCE!* And then James unsurprisingly has to ask for the woman to repeat her sentence (I've been here for hours I'm not repeating her sentence) however she continues to unable to be understood,the only understood word was "Vance" so James said I think you have the wrong number,then hangs up.However the woman calls again,then James has the thought it might actually be a emergency. So he answers it, and the woman continues her gibberish,forcing James to say he can't understand her.So the woman gave the phone to a actually understandable woman who said: "Vance,no one thinks you're funny." And then James stated he is funny,and he's not Vance.Then the woman says, "NO! Lance! Then he said he's not a Lance either,then the woman said "WELL THIS IS THE NUMBER THEY GAVE ME!" instead of admitting her mistake and apologizing,and instead hangs up, then James thought about getting the real Lance and screaming in the woman's face but he just went to sleep...Oh and then he changed his number.......Then the end card plays.